and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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