it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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