Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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