I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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