she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
