Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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