she was so not down for the gang bang
After last night, I could never be a politician.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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