Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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