I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize