he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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