I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Send help, water and tortillas.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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