Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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