Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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