Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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