Porn is love you can see.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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