we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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