absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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