so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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