Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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