theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
