no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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