At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
