once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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