It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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