ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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