i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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