Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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