And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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