The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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