I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I love you.
Bad choice
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