I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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