If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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