love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You can't special order awesome
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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