Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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