The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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