New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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