my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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