Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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