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god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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