Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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