I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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