Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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