Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
