Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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