Me. At least after what I've been through.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
