She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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