nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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