sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
In America we eat man semen.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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