What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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