So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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