check it out our google latitudes are spooning
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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