i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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