We tried having a conversation with our noses.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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