we're chasing vodka with high fives
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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