It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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