he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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