Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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